Name Puns

[sonasage]

Hey guys. I just got hit by a Flash of inspiration and decided to make a competition for the best form of humor available to humanity: puns.

Since this is an Advance Wars RP, I decided to base it off the name of the members here, as well as the awesome CO's of the Advance Wars series.

So, let's see what you've got, and the Viktor shall have eternal bragging rights. (And maybe a bottle of Jinn if you're of age)

[Jinn]

That... is just horrible (in a good way). I think where going to have to punish you for this.

[wax]

Huh, what's there? Couldn't hear you, I had too much Wax in my ears.

[sonasage]

You, good sir, can Wax this poetic form of art to masterpiece level!


Might I suggest a punch in that case, as a form of punishment?

[wax]

If you're needing a little punk, koal me and I'll answer like Mick Jugger (or Pink Queen if you don't like). Kind and idle don't mean Kindle. Inspiration comes in a Flash, but it should have come in a Von Bolt.
By the way, Sona, you're so no sage if you know what I am mean.

[Myral]

How.... Punny.

I may have to give you a couple of wax with my fists for that.

[Robyn]

You are Robyn my sanity from me! I have an idea, it came to me in a Flash! I'm going to Punish you, with Punches to the face!